Friday morning the overlords awoke me early and we headed out. I was put back in the car again. I was not looking forward to this day if I was going to be confined to the evil car seat for much of it again. When we made our first stop I was released and they allowed me to toddle around and explore. Finally these dimwits were figuring it out! I was allowed much freedom for a very long time. I led them down an interesting path with many twists and turns and much to investigate. At the end of it I showed them a great waterfall. They should let me guide them more often so I can bring them to such places. The Tall Skinny One seated me in front of the waterfall which I claimed in my name to take photographic evidence of my discovery. After definitive documentation of my discovery for posterity I was allowed to toddle back the way that we came. This was my longest adventure to date. When we got back to the car I went willingly into my torture device for I did not have the energy to fight it. There I fell into slumber easily.
Many hours later I was awoken and taken to two more waterfalls. Apparently they wanted to show me they could also find waterfalls. I am unsure of what kind of competition this is but I am fairly certain I won. Then the Tall Skinny One drove us around on quite an adventure. We wound deeper and deeper into the mountains on a very precarious road. Finally we came to a clearing and my overlords got out and became excited about something in the fields around us. They pointed to a large far away animal with pointy things on its head. I did not find this animal to be all that impressive as it was very far away and hard to see. I did not understand why it did not come closer to be pet. I have 2 dogs and 3 guinea pigs at home and I have seen all of them up close many times.
These animals were a mere spec on the horizon and bored me quite a bit. We drove around a bit more in this valley getting out several more times to see these boring animals do nothing but eat grass. Once again I wonder about the overlords’ sanity. Finally I was released in a great field of grass and allowed to explore. I had much fun running with the Tall Skinny One as the One with the Boobs repeatedly pointed a large black contraption at me and called my name. She has carried this thing everywhere with her since we exited the large flying machine several days ago. Her behavior is most curious.
After getting our fill of running around the field we returned to the car and once again I was lulled into a deep slumber. When I awoke we were back in a downtown area and my auntie Sadrah was there again. I was taken to another restaurant. This displeased me greatly. I was tired of sitting in things for long periods of time and this restaurant was most interesting. There was strange music and many strange statues and many books of tall mountains. I wanted to explore but was not allowed. I showed them how displeased I was by refusing to sit in my high chair and refusing to sit with anyone other than the One with the Boobs but even with her I refused to sit still. I would have to remind them who was in charge. Finally my auntie Sadrah took me to explore. I went with her briefly but returned quickly to the One with the Boobs. I wanted to explore and yet I wanted to be with the One with the Boobs. I cannot explain this dichotomy of emotions when I want something that I do not want but it seems to be a ruling factor in my life. Finally the One with the Boobs took me outside and walked up and down the street until the others joined us. Then they took me some place quite interesting. We walked down the street to where there was a large congregation of people banging on things making loud noises. Many people were doing what the Tall Skinny One taught me recently which is “dancing.” They attempted to get me to join in the revelry but I much prefer solo exploration so I toddled about until it was time to go.
Afterwards I was finally allowed to do something most fun. In the basement of a building where the Tall Skinny One and auntie Sadrah sampled more brews there was a most exciting ramp and the One with the Boobs allowed me free reign of it so I ran up and down the ramp as many times as I could to figure out exactly the lay of the land. I will be needing one of these in my domicile as it is most impressive.